introducing

your candidates

Ms Horness Plank

Minister for Hate

Do I need to remind any authentic australian that we are at war? That we are at war with those who stand against our war on war? Even worse, there has been a war against the war on those we are at war with, a joint campaign by some people inside the government and their allies in the media to undermine critical national security programs. Dont you just hate that.

Well, no, frankly I dont. If I contradict myself, very well then I shall and you had better get used to it.

The world is in flames, and flames are an integral part of fire, a vital national rescource, some would even say, essential to our way of life. Where as water is fires natural enemy, which is why VOTEONE will legislate to reduce the water content of rain and do as nature intended by not letting the terrorists win and returning australia and australians to a gentler times when we were all carbon based.

To accomplish these worthwhile goals we need to harness the raw power of hate. As my freind and mentor, Mr Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum repeats inccesantly

"If we simply react to the past, we will continue to remain one step behind those who wish to weaken our resolve and destroy our country, ending a horrific chapter where tens of thousands where murdered and tortured. We all live downstream."

But our opponents will tell you that some of us live upstream, a demonstrable falsehood and a mangling of what can be called factual. Hate is a fact, its everywhere, in our rivers, in our dams, in crippled beavers struggling to eat logs in their unfunded amphibious wheelchairs, in the air we breath and the food we eat with every hate filled fork of broadbeans and vermotti. And from where I sit, this tells me that we do indeed "all live downstream."

Downstream from hate, and yet our opponents ignore this fact. Fucking idiots is how I responded to my, bury their head in the sand, critics. It will be the title for my maiden speech in parliment, once elected, and is clearly on all our campaign literature. Fucking Idiots. I know strong language, shocking to some, a foolhardy waste of taxpayer funded election monies to others. Yet I stand by my decsion to print 10, 000,000 full colour twenty four page booklets with Fucking Idiots translated into every language on the face of the earth. VOTEONE is a party of inclusion and takes pride in our nations cultimulturalism. My own website states in bold tohama fonts of green and silver "fucking Idiaots", i must get that spellchecked. I hate spellcheckers.

did you know that God has stated that he hates shrimps. God! Can you get a more important elected offical than him? God! And where do shrimps live, for those of you who dont have degrees in biology, I shall tell you. Water! Why do you never see invitations from these racist, evil crusteacions to BBQ's? Because at BBQ's fire and hate work in harmony, shrimps hate harmony as much as God hates shrimps. They are terrirfied of it. Shrimps always have their satanic covens congregate at Boil a Q's. And what do they worship at these "Boil a Q's". Water.

Run away from that with your head in sand, my head immersed in sand opponents.

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

If its on the web it must be true, other wise why would God supply electricity to it.

Like my mentor Mr Rick ManOnanDog Santorum has stated,

"The longer we wait, the more people will be blown up, tortured, incarcerated, intimidated, and assassinated."

And you think you live up stream. I hate to interupt your delusions, but it just aint true, you fucking idiot.

Historians may write of this time in history that we were not the greatest generation- that we fell short on many fronts. But I hope they also write that like our ancestors we too fought for freedom, that we too confronted evil, that we too endured a great trial and won a victory for the future of mankind and you, you fucking idiots.

Thank you and remember

hate is not just an emotion

its a power sauce

brimming with possibilites.

I authorised and approved this

peice of crap before you

so you had better

vote 1 VOTEONE

dont make me come over and bitch slap your fat ho arse.

FUCKING IDIOTS.