The days of just handing a wad of cash to the victims of tragedy have passed into history, the new millennium teaches the survivors of the worlds events to fish, then buys the fish from them at a profit before taking them out for a drink.

Our message is proactive, not retrograde, superempowering, not unengendering.

Our mission is to cut through the hyperbole of rhetoric to assist conductivity to responsible enfranchiseablitiy.

We organise such events as our recent weekend event to aid the SunshineSuperPussy Orphanage in Baghdad. “Guns For Prostitutes” was an enormous success, raising awareness of the dire plight of working women and professional Ho’s in the war torn reaches of the worlds trouble spots. Through the generosity of your donations we were able to bring one orphan to Australia and give him a taste of the meaning of freedom. Ultimately, young Akbar, will take back to his homeland not just the intimate knowledge of the meaning of freedom and democratic practices, but will also be flying back to Bagdad with brand new 20mm Anti Aircraft Gun to present to the Bagdad Prostitutes Collective. Purchased through your generous donations, we know that this unique gift of empowerment will find a myriad of peaceful uses for the working girls and assorted ho’s of our newly acquired democratic friend.

Our orphan, Akbar, was super sunshinesuperpussy happy to be given a respite from the horrors of a war torn environment.

Here Akbar’s chaperone, Immy Gazzell, samples some Australian gourmet food from our all you can eat Buffett

As Akbar chowed into his “Aussie” tucker, he exclaimed, “its is like how you say, pre-loved toileting paper. What a lucky country?”

SSP Foundation’s cultural attache, Winston Bringalogg, here explains to Akbar the correct etiquette for “kissing arse”, his secret, “its how you purse your lips, you can jam it up further if their pursed.”

Akbar brought many of his unnatural busted arsed country practices to Australia.When he first stepped off the plane, he claimed to be part of the cult of Vegetarianism,this was carefully eradicated through the use of the known cult busting technique, BBQ.

As with all cultural exchanges, a little give and take is necessary. In Akbars homecountry cleanliness is highly prized, here SSP Founder Ayn Shrubbery is shown photographing his genetalia after ablutions to prove his clean credentials. A quaint practice that is highly regarded in Akbars home land.

Here, Immy Gazzell, Akbars chaperone, explains the intricicies of the Australian hospitality. Akbar was sutiably impressed with the many lessons on local customsand etiquet from his hosts. This all you can eat buffett is shown before the roasted peanuts where served, “so many rules and customs, but i learn” said Akbar.

The following series shows Akbar embracing Australian table manners and culture. When Akbar returns to the orphanage, he will have many new customs to teach, and no doubt some wonderful stories to share with his fellow parentally deficient friends about Australian hospitality.

“My many friends at the orphanage will be many times jealous, but I shall share with them the unique customs of your beautiful land.” declared a happy Akbar.

Immy Gazell, Akbars chaperone, explains to Akbar where he can improve upon his manners, and that he need not fear such new and ancient practices, and that one day soon Akbars country may soon be free to imitate that freedom.

“I love this country called Australia” says an emotional Akbar, here he is pictured singing a verse of our national anthem, proudly taught to him by his new found friends from the SunshineSuperPussy foundation

Here Pinky Tuscadero, SSF treasurer explains to Akbar that he must have left his wallet on the plane, as he certainly hasn’t seen it and will be offended if Akbar makes mention of it again, or his maternal relations.

Here Pinky is offered the traditional balm of peace, friendship and placation by Akbar

SSP Foundation’s cultural attache, Winston Bringalogg, explains to Akbar about the wonders of Australias flora. Here he talks of the flammable nature of much of this harsh dry land.

Winston Bringalogg, acknowledged as a world expert on such matters, imparts his wisdom to Akbar, who wisely listens.

Winston briefly loses his train of thought as Akbar asks one of his many questions.“There is so much to learn from my new found ‘mates’, but all of my memories are etched in gold into the top of my head” said a clearly delighted Akbar.

So many memories to take home for one brave orphan.

so the SunshineSuperPussy Foundation bids a fond farewell to one brave orphan shown how to be free, and to love freedom all over again before being sent back into a war ravaged hell that is his home.Goodbye little Akbar, we are sure gonna miss you, mate.

days of drunk

days of drunk